First off, no I don’t believe in astrology.
But all the Technical Analysis and Fibonacci retracement charts in the world can’t predict someone starting a war that tanks the markets, or a tweet about AI that sends money flying out of one sector and into another. So f*** it let’s ball and let the new age woo woo have at it for the lolz. If these predictions are proven wrong, we can laugh. If they turn out to be right, we’ll never know whether it was random luck, or enough whales believing in astrology that it became a self-fulfilling prophecy, or something else altogether.
Thesis: The market sucks right now. Celestial events will mark the start and end of the market “energy” as the hippies would say. We’ve gotta wait another year before we see real recovery and strong upwards momentum.
Price Prediction 1: The market cycle will reach its new top between these two celestial events.
The Solar Eclipse of January 26, 2028, and The Lunar Eclipse July 6, 2028Perhaps right between those two. So, mid-April. Maybe even April 16 exactly.
Price Prediction 2: The market will then begin a downtrend before climbing back up to reach a second top around another celestial event.
The Lunar Eclipse Dec 31, 2028.Perhaps earlier in December to make room for an end-of-year tax loss harvest season. Or perhaps the market will be too hot for anyone to sell at a loss so the high will be right on New Year’s Eve +/- a week or so.
Price Prediction 3: The market bottom after the above-mentioned double top will occur around another celestial event,
The Lunar Eclipse June 25, 2029.And what prediction post would be complete without terribly drawn lines on a chart?
Voila! 2023 to 2029:
If anyone knows how to do one of those automatic RemindMe comments that’d be awesome.
Again, I’m not claiming this stuff is real. Just that I could use a good laugh and I’m sure y’all could too 🙂
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